Fart Fail « crazy talk

Then my eye fell on the manuscript itself. It isn't “Farting my ABCs” after all. It's the first few chapters of a different book (one I sent to them in November, and which wasn't written specifically for them - so not something I was holding my ... She eats the minibar peanuts, grinning. 2 days ago; I dress as a harassed bride and May hides behind a column while I claim a fictional honeymoon booking at a nice hotel â€" prepaid, of course. 2 days ago; The night is perfect. ...