Chocolate and Whine: Definitely not making the news.

A loud, screaming, hair-pulling monkey that won't shut the fuck up and is quickly becoming my favorite obsession. It may or may not explain my recent lack of creativity and why I've kept my nose buried in a book. At least while I'm reading, ... This season's psycho on The Bachelor has been working at my hotel for the last month. I have yet to even see her, but hear she's a real bitch. I admit it: I'm pretty much planning on stalking her for the rest of the season. ...