The Life and Times of an Oppressed Hotel Worker - Zombies Making ...

I have to go into my whole song and dance about the loveliness of our hotel and how chipmunks wearing bowties will come out of a coo coo clock every day at 5pm to give you a pat on the back and a kiss on your arsehole. Plus free internet. blah blah blah, ... You can not have that rate, if you want that rate, book that rate using a shitty internet provider who will not give you a refund if you have to cancel, or an upgrade when you realize you booked the smallest room. ...