Far From The Tree - The eternal question: Why the f**k am I not in ...

I'm left with the conclusion that the universe wants me to get completely irresponsibly onto the next Eurostar to Paris and, with the last £300 or so I have, get a room in some fabulous hotel so I can see Paris again. ... But I don't know whether to wear the black dress or the green skirt. Advice on my vaguely described wardrobe crisis is appreciated. Book: 13 Little Blue Envelopes by Maureen Johnson, who writes about Paris and makes me sad. But is still awesome. ...