The Floozy Doozy: It's Toxic!

The only way to avoid the whole waiting-in-line bullshit is to book table service, which runs upward of $600 bucks. However, with table service, you have your own special VIP couches to sit on and two huge bottles of Kettel One on your ... I'm not sure what my husband was doing when we all gathered back in my hotel room, but I do know he was still drunk, and still had his penis hanging out. My friends said the next day that all they could remember me saying was, "Babe, ...